I’m not sure boarding school is totally responsible for my lack of understanding of women. I think there’s some natural ability at work here. I have…
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Many people have written love letters to their cars. My favorite is E.B. White’s “Farewell, My Lovely!,” about his old Model T Ford, published in the…
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I don’t speak Yiddish fluently. Or even semi-fluently. But having lived in New York City for thirty-five years, I acquired a basic store of Yiddish…
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One afternoon, some years ago, I went to my ex-wife’s office in Midtown New York City. I don’t remember the reason. We hadn’t been divorced that long…
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February 2023

I want to thank all of you for subscribing and/or reading my newsletter. I try my best to say something that at the very least is entertaining. And that…
Did you happen to see the recent article in the New York Times about how Roald Dahl’s books are being altered? And not by him, since he died in 1990…
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Thirty years ago, I was at the MacDowell Colony for an artist residency. It was the summer of 1993. It was my first time as a MacDowell Fellow, as…
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My girlfriend Gaywynn and I got a dog. As with many people who get a dog, we really didn’t know what we were getting ourselves into. It’s a puppy, a…
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January 2023

Part 1 was vegetarians. I wrote, with some glee, about vegetarians who come for dinner and don’t forewarn you about their uncompromising diet, so that…
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We were inside our little house in rural Louisiana. It was after dark. My girlfriend got a text from our next door neighbor saying we had two owls in…
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There was a period in my life years ago when I had nightmares. When I woke up—usually because of the bad dream—I was in a state of terror. That word…
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Happy New Year, everyone.
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