I recently moved to a house in the country. A very old house. Very deep in the country. In rural Louisiana, to be exact. I moved in with my girlfriend, Gaywynn. It’s her house. It was her parents’ house and her grandparents’ house before that. It’s been moved at least once. It’s small—about 800 square feet. It needs a lot of attention. Like me, it needs work.
of course I love this! I was once married to a man who nearly electrocuted himself hooking the speakers to the record player (remember those?) but he did write some damned fine sentences. I hear you, I feel your pain.
Will Mackenzie once said at a Sunday evening IOS gathering, "Now that I am a cottage owner, I understand how smart it was to rent here. If the refrigerator went o the blink, you could call the landlord/owner. Great piece.
I am delighted you devoted yourself to installing good sentences in your work, not installing vanities and sinks in your dwellings.
My favorite line (and I loved them all)...Well, she did.
of course I love this! I was once married to a man who nearly electrocuted himself hooking the speakers to the record player (remember those?) but he did write some damned fine sentences. I hear you, I feel your pain.
Will Mackenzie once said at a Sunday evening IOS gathering, "Now that I am a cottage owner, I understand how smart it was to rent here. If the refrigerator went o the blink, you could call the landlord/owner. Great piece.
Hilarious self deprecation! Merciless auto-flagellation at its best!
You can build a house on a good, solid sentence, though!