I become an influencer!

I’ve decided to become an influencer.

I think I might have the knack. Something tells me I do.

What exactly is an influencer, you may ask? Like me, you may have seen or heard this term on social media. It’s usually applied to a young person talking online about arcane matters from their bedroom. I found this definition:

“To define an influencer in the simplest terms, it means any person who influences the behavior of others.”

So, how do I accomplish this?

I went to the website, How to Become an Influencer in 10 Steps. I read it carefully. Several times.

Now I was ready to influence.

In terms of who I influence, I think I’ll start with my dog. She hasn’t been responding to my commands—or, really, to anything I say—for some time. Well, to be truthful, she never has. I have no influence over her at all.

In my new role as an influencer, I’ve decided to change that.

I’ve noticed that a lot of influencers have videos. So, I made my very first influencer video. In this video, you will see how I use my newfound knowledge to influence my dog. Obviously, I can’t influence my dog to buy anything. Yet. But I can use this opportunity to demonstrate my potential as a nation-wide influencer. This potential will become fully apparent when I begin influencing actual humans.

Have a look at what clearly is the beginning of a long, storied career:

As you can plainly see that while this may not be considered by some a major success, it clearly shows I have a knack at influencing. A talent, you might even say!

I’m going to be working hard in the next days and months to become the influencer I was meant to be.

Watch this space.